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The instructions for my life are very simple: "Gather, rinse, repeat."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Scavenge, scavenge, scavenge! -- I should have married a predator!'

'You're an arms salesman?'

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I call it angle-poise"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '