Caveman Style Aficionado Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

I don

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel