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'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"You spoil that Hamster."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel