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'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

I was a hunter, then a gatherer, now I broker deals between the two."

How Banking Started

'We've got a personnel problem -- by the time they punch in, they're too tired to work.'

"My security system sucks."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Grok's Black Hole Theory

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

"I'm thinking of calling it 'anaethesiology'!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'These days cave art is all violence, violence, violence!'

"Woo-hoo! The world's first wheel!"

Never forget to floss.

'Oh man... I hate fast food!'

History of Cartooning.

'Don't you ever get tired of reruns?'

"The competition's getting brutal."

'I just invented a new concept. I call it 'taxes'.'

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

'He's the worst hunter I know.'

The first franchised business

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Early Darts.

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"The wife says I need to get in touch with my hathering side."

"You need to diversify your portfolio. Put half into hunting and half into gathering."

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

"Parts for this model aren't easy to find, plus we're really backed up right now. Give it about three weeks."

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Any particular KIND of protein?"