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Ancient Man with Computer Club.

Metro Sapien.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Cone of Shame.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

The man who discovered smoke

"Let's just binge watch this."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I love it!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).