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Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Used wheels

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

The man who discovered smoke

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Let's just binge watch this."

Early Art Critic

"You spoil that Hamster."