Modern-day Caveman T-Shirts

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

The First Fire Stick

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"This is my urban man cave."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Not that yukky color!'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'The committee's decided to call it 'The Club'.'