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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Being a vegetarian isn't a matter of principle for me — I just prefer biting things that don't bite back.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"I love it!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

The man who discovered smoke

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel