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'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

A prehistoric football match.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"I call it angle-poise"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"It's time to feed your drone."