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'Your instincts were correct. As you can see on this CAT scan, your husband does indeed have golf balls for brains.'

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

A prehistoric football match.

Reinventing the Wheel

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Found meat is income."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"It's time to feed your drone."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'