Caveman History Gifts

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'Your instincts were correct. As you can see on this CAT scan, your husband does indeed have golf balls for brains.'

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Stoneage Anachronism...

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Found meat is income."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...