Caveman Historian Gifts

"Any questions?"

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

Stoneage Anachronism...

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I love it!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?