Caveman Historian Gifts

"Any questions?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Stoneage Anachronism...

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'