Caveman Era Gifts

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"This is my urban man cave."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'You're an arms salesman?'

It went out. The program must have crashed.