Modern Caveman Gifts

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

"It's still in beta."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

The First Power Point

Szechuan Man

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Let's just binge watch this."

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

The first car accident.

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Metro Sapien.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"This is my urban man cave."

Caveman at Computer

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."