Modern Caveman Or Cavewoman Gifts

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"This is my urban man cave."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

The First Power Point

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'