Modern Caveman Or Cavewoman Gifts

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"This is my urban man cave."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Metro Sapien.

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."