Cavemen Gifts

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"

'Being a vegetarian isn't a matter of principle for me — I just prefer biting things that don't bite back.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Reinventing the Wheel

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I love it!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)