Caveman Culture Gifts

'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

A prehistoric football match.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

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'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"I call it angle-poise"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'