Modern Cavemen Gifts

"This is my urban man cave."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

Metro Sapien.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

The First Power Point

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'