Comic Cavemen Gifts

Prehistoric firing squad.

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Early House Hunting.

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Is the fire included?'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"This is my urban man cave."

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

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