Comic Cavemen Mugs

Prehistoric firing squad.

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Early House Hunting.

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Is the fire included?'

"This is my urban man cave."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"