Caveman Cartoon Fan Gifts

'Is the fire included?'

Early Identity therft

The first car accident.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The first animation.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Early House Hunting.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

"Found meat is income."