Caveman Cartoon Fan Gifts

'Is the fire included?'

Early Identity therft

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

The first animation.

"I call it angle-poise"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early House Hunting.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."