Artistic Cavemen Gifts

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The First Fire Stick

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

A prehistoric football match.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"It's time to feed your drone."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Metro Sapien.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"This is my urban man cave."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."