Artistic Cavemen T-Shirts

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

A prehistoric football match.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"It's time to feed your drone."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"This is my urban man cave."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."