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Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

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The First Fire Stick

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."