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"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The First Fire Stick

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Caveman at Computer

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."