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Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

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'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Caveman at Computer

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'