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"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Early House Hunting.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early Art Critic

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The First Vegetarians.

'Is the fire included?'