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'Not that one, Dad!- He's my 4-H project!'

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal