Caveman Reenactor Mugs

'Not that one, Dad!- He's my 4-H project!'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"It's time to feed your drone."