Caveman Comedy Mugs

'1, 2...many.'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

A prehistoric football match.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'This new invention is called a 'bed' -- lie on it and I'll tie you down!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Ancient Racing

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Early Art Critic

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."