Caveman Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

Oh, it's a great invention, but what if it leads to utility bills?

'Is the fire included?'

Early traffic survey

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I call it a flat.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."