Caveman Constructor Mugs

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I love it!"

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

The man who discovered smoke

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.