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'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

"It's still in beta."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

The First Power Point

Szechuan Man

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

The first car accident.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"This is my urban man cave."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Caveman at Computer

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

'The committee's decided to call it 'The Club'.'

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

'I invented the parking ticket.'