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'Good evening, sir. Good evening, madame. Primitive or non-primitive?'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Reinventing the Wheel

A prehistoric football match.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I call it angle-poise"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Found meat is income."