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Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"The invention of taxidermy."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'