Caveman Stylist Mugs

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"The invention of taxidermy."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"It's time to feed your drone."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Is the fire included?'