Fashionforward Caveman Mugs

"They're paleo shorts. All the guys are wearing them."

The First Fire Stick

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Let's just binge watch this."

"This is my urban man cave."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Not that yukky color!'

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

"Actually I consider myself a postmodernist."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."