Fashionforward Caveman Gifts

"They're paleo shorts. All the guys are wearing them."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The First Fire Stick

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"This is my urban man cave."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Metro Sapien.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Not that yukky color!'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog." (Published originally on December 14, 2007.)

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"Actually I consider myself a postmodernist."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."