Caveman Couture Gifts

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

"Found meat is income."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"It's time to feed your drone."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'