Caveman Decorist Gifts

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"It's time to feed your drone."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

Caveman wheel repairers.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

The evolution of men