Cave Decorator Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

Before Instagram

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

'Kip paints caves.'