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'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

What's an Imax cave?

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Early Sexting

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'