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"Whoa! What's with the potty mouth?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'The roof needs icing.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Candy Corn Dracula

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Zombie Parenting Books.

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

Pumpkin Painting

"I guess they really are permanent."

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."