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'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Pencil and Sharpener

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Face Painting.

'The roof needs icing.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Love your feng shui!"