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"Don't you think Tyrannosaurus is a little scary for the baby's room?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"