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"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Dog Love.

Dog Bookends

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

A topiary doghouse

"It's their idea of cute."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Meet the Artist.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Selfie Extension Stik

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Don't you think Tyrannosaurus is a little scary for the baby's room?"

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

'You spoil that dog.'