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"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Dog Love.

Dog Bookends

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

A topiary doghouse

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"It's their idea of cute."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Meet the Artist.

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"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Don't you think Tyrannosaurus is a little scary for the baby's room?"

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

'You spoil that dog.'

"If you want to be a member of this gang, then the first thing you have to do is stop wearing that necklace."