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'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Tedious Romantic.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery

Dog Love.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'