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'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Tedious Romantic.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Dog Love.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Curtains haberdashery

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."