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"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

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Dog Bookends

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Dog House Hunters

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

Birdhouse Shapes

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."