Pet Home Designer T-Shirts

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"The cat was there."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Oh wow. Love your work.

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Pyramid Dog House.

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

House cat scratching everything but scratching post.

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."