Pet Architect T-Shirts

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He's my school project for science class."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'It's a self-build.'

"He wants to be an architect."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"The cat was there."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Oh wow. Love your work.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Dog House Hunters

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"Make a note... Hot wheels engineering doesn't translate to the real world."