Pet Architect T-Shirts

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He's my school project for science class."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"He wants to be an architect."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The cat was there."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Dog House Hunters

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'