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'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Toys

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"It's their idea of cute."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

Dog House Hunters

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Birdhouse Shapes

Trophy dog stick

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

'I owe more than it's worth.'

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."